And Another Thing...

I've noticed that charities have upped their game now that I'm getting older.  They don't just ask for money.  They specifically ask to be "remembered" in my will.

I have to admire the skill with which they hide the subtext of "we need money, will you just die, already".

Unfortunately for them, as a long-time murder mystery reader I have a motto: never be in a position where it's in someone's interest to bump you off for financial gain.  I intend to slide at top speed into my grave without a dollar to my name and owing the IRS a pile...

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