Anti-Social Media

So, I've developed this new platform.

I have no subscribers or followers.  I don't "Like" anyone.  Nobody "Likes" me. 

My posts don't garner a blizzard of rude or vile invective because I have shut down commenting.  Of course nobody agrees with me either, but that's OK since I've always been a Different Drummer kind of gal. 

I’m Nobody! Who are you?
Are you – Nobody – too?
Then there’s a pair of us!
Don't tell! they'd advertise – you know! 
-- Emily Dickinson

​No company ads appear on my site because I don't generate clicks, but that's also a feature and not a bug.

I'm wildly successful at this since nobody has heard of me.  And Emily Dickinson was way ahead of her time.