Meanwhile...

Snow a few days ago, in the mid-70s yesterday, tomorrow night's low will be in the low 20s.  February, you're drunk.  Go home.

February 28 Addendum: what better way to close out the wackiness than tornado sirens at 5:00 AM?  Fortunately we only had a bad thunderstorm, because garbage cans and recycling bins getting blown around the neighborhood would have been the cherry on top of this shit sundae.

"Head for the basement! Head for the basement!"