My news feed just opened to a story about a seven-foot-long cannibalistic fish with fangs... underneath of which was a picture of Ron DeSantis running his mouth. Even the universe is into political commentary these days.
Elusive cannibal fish from the twilight zone are washing up on Oregon beaches This beast's scientific name is Alepisaurus ferox, which would be a great name for a politician. "Hey Al! Who are we gonna put the bite on today?" Unfortunately for Mr. Ferox, the story notes that this fish is a hermaphrodite, which could cause a certain amount of consternation about certain segments of the populace and which would hamper his electibility. I doubt that Mr. Ferox cares. He's probably thinking "bite me". Comments are closed.
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