![]() D’yer balloons hang low? Do they drag along the ground? Do they fizzle in the drizzle, Do they sizzle in the sun? Are ya talkin’ kinda funny when all yer work is done? D’yer balloons hang low? Do they stage a bold escape? Do they try to get away While ya try to tie some ribbons ‘Round their puckered little tails? Are ya cussing those high ceilings while yer work is running late? Do they stage a bold escape? One of the more annoying tasks I had while working in model homes was having to blow up balloons and tie them onto the signs out front. It was annoying because I couldn't employ some of my more creative ideas when dealing with problems - such as recapturing those helium-filled little delights after they'd escaped and were bobbing up against the ten-foot ceilings. Man, did I ever want to use a slingshot, but my employer would have had Thoughts if I'd shot out a window (or a potential buyer). Employers like to say that they encourage "outside the box" thinking, but they totally don't like outside the box thinking when it plays out in real time... Comments are closed.
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